One Big Trip Ends, Another Begins... ...and the Blog becomes a Book

Front page from the book

One Big Trip Ends, Another Begins

On Monday the 27th of August I arrived back in Scotland from Capetown, after 360 days on the road. It's been great to spend time with family and friends in the last three weeks after so long away. It was also good to have some time to think over the trip, the places visited and the people met.

As well as looking back over the year, I've also been making plans. In my last week in Sydney, back in June, Opportunity International Australia offered me a full-time paid and sponsored contract for a year, based in their Sydney, Australia office.

(Left and Right: front and back flaps from the hardback version.)

The position involves working to relieve poverty in India, Nepal, Cambodia and other countries - some of the places I've visited on the Big Trip. The work will build on the voluntary work I did for OIA between February and May.

It's an opportunity I couldn't turn down and so I'm now once again looking out my rucksack and wondering what I can fit in it. I expect to fly out in mid-end October. The key obstacle to overcome is arranging a sponsorship visa with the Australian government. As I discovered back in April, this isn't always an easy process...

Blog becomes a Book

As well as travelling about the country catching up with people and planning for my move back to Australia, I've been busy with one other thing too. I've now converted this blog into a book and had it published.

The book is a 200-page hard-back, coffee table style book - ie with plenty (500+) of pictures. It covers almost the whole blog, from the start of the 500 mile walk up to departing Capetown. Rather than repeating myself, here's the blurb from the back of the book:

Back page from the book

Want to know how to mix a 'panty-ripper', where the best nightclub is on Easter Island or how to survive the civil war in Zimbabwe?

Then read Big Trip, one over-excitable Scotsman's rollocking twelve-month journey through 25 countries and 5 continents . Whether 10,000 feet up over Everest, or 100 feet below the Carribean waters of Belize, Calum's Big Trip was packed with adventure and now you can relive it all in 200 chewable pages. You'll cry with Calum at the birth of his friend's baby, you'll scream with him as he jumps off a bridge, you'll laugh at him as he gets wee-d on by a lion.

You'll meet a whole host of interesting characters, from Prime Ministers' wives to filmstars, from Chilean womens' basketball champs to Bolivian TV reporters. With travel advice from Australia to Zambia you'll find out... where to get a carry-out at five in the morning in Santiago, how to catch endangered tropical fish in Belize and what it means to get 'calumed'.

Packed with poetry, political commentary and an annoying tendency to list things in threes, Big Trip is the perfect travel companion for anyone who can't spend a day in the African jungle without wondering whether there'll be internet and a comfy bed in the evening. So don't be a numpty. Buy it and pack it in your rucksack today and it will get you through many a cold bushcamping evening (each page is coated in a special slow-burning chemical mixture which will keep your campfire blazing gaily for days).


"This book will be an award-winning multinational bestseller"
Calum's gran

"I was surprised to learn he could read, let alone write"
Ewan McGregor

"We won't be letting him back in our country"
The Bolivian Tourist Board

"He fell on my tent!"
Big Momma

"Like, whatever..."

Brock Randy Eston Hoback

Introduction from the book

The book is available to order online (as if, lol!) and is available in softback (£20.95) and hardback versions (£24.95). You can also see a preview of the first 15 pages there. I can't really see it being a best seller, but just in case you're interesed, here's the link:
http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/88942

South Africa - the final furlong

(Largest dune in the world)


The last week of the tour was a run from the Namibian border to Capetown where the truck would spend 3 days before moving on (minus 16 of us!, including me) to Jo'burg. This was always going to be emotional with so many people leaving the truck after such a long time (two months or more for most of us).

In between the border and capetown, we had a quick visit to the town of Springbok, which is most notable for its erm... lack of diversity in the local gene pool. Quite amusing really, though I was too shy to take photos!

Instead, here's some photos of the giant sand dunes at Sossuslevi and Fish River Canyon, both of which are just shy of the South African border. The giant dunes were very photogenic, but for some reason they didn't seem as 'big' as I'd expected. Must be getting tourist attraction fatigue or something. Fish River Canyone was spectacular, though if you've seen the Grand Canyon, it's a bit like a miniature version.

After that we visited the lovely town of Stellenbosch, where all the beautiful people live (ie polar opposite to Springbok). Its also famous for its vineyards... and wine tours.

Loved the wine tour. Haven't laughed so much before lunchtime in many many years. Though, for comedy value, nothing could top the moment when Debbie, Nikki and I leaned against a cabinet while having our photo taken and knocked bottles of wine everywhere. There was a comedy 'CRASH' and everyone looked round open-mouthed. And we were fairly sober (ish) at that point.

After the wine tour I now have the nickname 'special' (Kes is 'magic', Nikki is 'gorgeous'), perhaps because I couldn't remember more than 4 of the 7 dwarves (and i thought 'forgetful' was one of those). Along with having the word 'Calumed' invented on the trip, it's been quite a constructive experience really.

(Right: me and my dinner-buddy Sheena at the start of the wine tour.)

(Meant to try to make the 100th update on this website 'special' but instead managed to forget and this is the 102nd. The 100th update had a picture of me patting a Cheetah though, which is still pretty special.)

And then Capetown. (hankies ready)

On the first day a group of us took the cable-car up on to Table Mountain. Really spectacular up there and kinda peaceful as well, despite reports in the newspaper everyday of muggings on the mountain. (There was a constant background hint of danger in Capetown).

(Nikki, Cal, Debbie and Nikki near the end of the wine tour.)

The next two days I spent diving. After missing out on the Advanced Diving course in both Zanzibar and Malawi I was really made up when I found out that it wasn't any more expensive in Capetown. I had five great dives over two days with a great outfit called Scuba Shack. Three of the dives were fairly straightforward, but the other two were absolutely fantastic.

The first was a wreck dive on an 80m long minesweeper famous for having led out the fleet at Normandy on D-Day (ie pretty darned famous!). This was my first wreck dive and it was absolutely sweet. Did some great swim-throughs and had plenty of time to explore almost the entire wreck. spooky.

(Right: Cal gets it on to another one of those block-rockin beats on the emotion-packed last night of the trip.)

Emma joined me for the last dive, which was diving with seals. I'd been swimming with seals before and loved it, but this was even better. We were surrounded by seals and they were incredibly playful. I tried doing rolls and somersaults in the water and the seals were really excited by this and copied what I was doing. Beautiful animals. And amazing swimmers. Unlike me! We both loved the dive. Really lucky that I could do two such amazing dives and get my advanced PADI at the same time. Really looking forward to more wreck diving in Australia now...

Have to also mention that the second day of diving was after the last big night out. I really wasn't diving 'at my best'. Managed to bang my head really hard on the bottom of the boat and smashed an egg to smithereens when I was supposed to peel it slowly (exercise to test pressure at depth).

Otherwise, Capetown was all about saying goodbye. It was honestly and truly tearful and gutting to say goodbye to most people. I will miss so many of those guys so much - you were all so 'special' too! And also hope and expect to meet up with some of them again.

And that was the BigTrip. Time to go home now. Waaaaaaaaaahhhh...

(The very last photo of the bigtrip. 10 minutes later I was in a taxi on the way to the airport! Me, Brock, Ed, Clodagh, Lou, Cal, Nikki, Nick, Emma and Jane. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!)

Namibia - Swakopmund

(What a day this was. These three month old lion cubs were just amazing fun. One of the absolute highlights of the trip. This is an old pic of me when I was in Antelope Park in Zimbabwe. Thanks to Emma for sticking it on Facebook.)

Swakopmund on the Namibian coast is a bit like Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe. Though originally popular for its beautiful setting, the town now doubles up as a site for some of the wildest 'sports' and activities you can do anywhere in the world. (Tandem) skydiving and quad-biking are two of the most popular activities, but I instead signed up for Sandboarding and (solo!) paragliding, on the grounds that there are activities that are extremely rare.

As we arrived in Swakopmund, I saw the Atlantic for the first time in eight months. We had completed our journey from 'Coast to Coast', as our Oasis trip is named.

First off, Sandboarding. Being a keen snowboarder, I'd been looking forward to this for weeks.

Namibia is a sandy country. In fact, it is famous for its sand dunes and home to the largest dune in the world. On one particularly mountainous sand dune near Swakopmund its possible to strap a snowboard to your feet and board down the dune.

After looking forward to it so much I was a bit disappointed. Its not that the boarding doesnt work - it does. In fact, its actually possible to go faster and be more confident than on snow as the sand is finer than the finest powder and very soft to fall in.

The problem with sandboarding is the faff factor. I get frustrated with the faffing part of snowboarding - unclipping the bindings, riding the tow, walking to the paste, but at least with snowboarding there is a piste.

With sandboarding you have to walk back up after every run! And then you have to wax your board before you clip in again - major hassle.

The saving grace on the day was the ramp. I've done jumps in sandboarding but nothing as big as this (below) - this was a really forgiving surface to try jumps on.

(Right - as well as stand-up boarding, you could do lie-down boarding. I managed to clock a speed of 74kmph)

Overall it was well worthwhile, but maybe in the same category as 10-pin bowling for me - ie I could get excited about it if I haven't done it for a while but would probably always quickly get tired with the faffing.

But I still had the paragliding to look forward to after that... except that it was cancelled due to some kind of mix-up. So i decided to do skydiving instead... and then that was cancelled due to high winds. So Swakopmund didn't really go too smoothly for me! Actually though, it was nice to have a few days of just relaxing and not doing anything too strenuous.

With all of my activities cancelled on the last day I had plenty of free time on my hands. I ended up getting 'facebooked' off my nut in Swakopmund. Definitely the best website out there (I'm so over Myspace). Man, I'm addicted. If you aren't on it yet, get on there. It's about as addictive as chocolate cake, laced with crack.

Namibia - Cheetah Park

(On the trailer ride into the Cheetah enclosure: Round the outside - Cal (with bottle!), Maria, Sam, Jane, Numpty, Badge, Sami, Kes, Ness, Josh, Nick, Sheena, Emma and half of Alex. Inside – Brock, Sianeidh, Nicki, Sam, Lou and Clodagh. (Kate, Ed, me and Debbie are behind the camera).)

After Etosha, the next highlight in Namibia was Cheetah Park. On the way though, we had another roadside bushcamp.

Bushcamping is a necessary, but not necessarily loved, part of the Africa trip. It's great fun to camp in the middle of nowhere, have dinner and then sit in a big group round a bonfire with a few tins.

(Right: finger lickin' good. The Cheetah is the big cat that's kinda like a small cat.)

At the same time, most people on the truck are reluctant to bushcamp due to having to use a shovel when you go to the toilet... hmmmm. Not a problem for me though as I never have to go. I can always wait for the luxury of a flush toilet. I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not... Adam? Anyway, I still haven't been ill at all in Africa - fingers crossed this'll continue.

Cheetah Park was once a working farm run by a white Namibian family. As was – and often still is – the norm, farmers in Namibia shoot Cheetahs in order to protect their livestock. One day, after shooting a Cheetah on their land, the family discovered that the Cheetah had three small cubs. Rather than letting the cubs die, the family took them home and reared them themselves.

Since then, they have taken in a number of Cheetahs (they have around a dozen adults at the moment) over the years, which they have recovered from other farms. They have converted their farmland into extensive enclosures where the Cheetahs live.

It’s quite a different prospect to Antelope Park in Zimbabwe, where there is an expectation that lions will be returned to the wild. Nevertheless, I think they are doing some good. For the Cheetahs they save there probably isn’t a better option available.

When we arrived at the park, we ‘met’ the domesticated Cheetahs and got our photos taken with them. This didn’t have the same impact as the lion walk or lion cub viewing. I couldn’t help but feel that a domesticated Cheetah is something less than 100% Cheetah. Nevertheless, they are beautiful animals. Very graceful, they appear even slimmer up close. The only slightly less attractive feature is their heads, which really look too small for their bodies.

The Cheetah feeding in the afternoon was much more thrilling and showed the Cheetahs in something closer to their natural habitat. The group all piled into a trailer, which was towed into the huge enclosure.

After a while Cheetahs started to emerge, until there were ten all around the trailer, waiting to be fed. There followed much prowling, purring and mewing, after which, chunks of (horse?) meat were thrown to the Cheetahs.

As if being towed around on a trailer didn’t feel amateur enough, the tractor wouldn’t start and a few of us had to get out (into the Cheetah enclosure) and push-start the tractor. This was after the Cheetahs had been fed obviously…

Had a really good laugh that night. Much gossip, though none about me. And Alex secretly recorded many drunken conversations on his ipod, which gave most of us a good laugh when we played it back on the truck the next day.

(Spooky campfire shot.)

The next night was spent at the massive rock outcrop of Spitzkopfe. Great opportunity to do some rock scrambling. Plus, chilling out under the stars, after a dinner of Kudu stew gave us all a nice slower-paced evening before the adrenaline activities at Swakopmund.

Namibia - Etosha National Park

(With two-foot long horns the Oryx (retreating on the left of the picture) has been known to kill lions when attacked. But nothing will mess with a thirsty elephant.)

Another indicator of our progress into the more developed part of Africa was the border crossing from Botswana to Namibia. The quickest, easiest and friendliest crossing yet.

It was just a short drive from the border to our first campsite. The campsite had a bar next to the Chobe River from where we could sit with a beer and watch a herd of elephants on the far side drinking, washing themselves and generally wandering around. Incredible.

(RIGHT: The Oryx - between the zebra and antelopes - is a beautiful creature... and also makes for a tasty kebab as I found out in Swakopmund on the Namibian coast.)

That night I turned down the opportunity to drink all 25 shooters at the bar – well done Brock, Nikki and Jane – and had a fairly sedate evening. Still wasn’t a great night’s sleep though as I was woken up in my tent early in the morning by the sound of an elephant in the camp. I couldn’t decide whether to hide in the tent or run for safety. I quickly tried to remember how close to a tree I’d camped.

(LEFT: kneasy does it - another option for drinking from a waterhole when you're a giraffe. RIGHT: elephants wearing booties after a dip in a waterhole.)

Deciding that fleeing was better than being trampled without knowing about it, I emerged to find people milling around the truck fixing breakfast. Turns out the ‘elephant’ was the sound of one of the squeaky doors on the side of the truck opening. Doh.

After another driving day and bushcamp night, we arrived in Etosha National Park, now recognized as one of the best game parks in Africa.

We weren’t disappointed. Over two days we did a number of game drives and saw huge numbers of antelope, oryx, zebras, giraffes and elephants. Plus we saw a pride of lionesses stalking (though not attacking anything). Again the highlight was seeing a leopard. In seven visits to the park, Chris – our driver – has only seen a leopard twice. The trip seems to be blessed again. Plus, I got another picture of a leopard jumping into a tree!

Our campsite within the National Park was superb. Just a couple of minutes walk from where we camped was a floodlit waterhole that was teeming with animals at all times of the day and night.

Every time I went down to the waterhole I saw different animals. Seeing – and hearing - the elephants at night was awesome. It was really disappointing that we couldn’t spend another night at the campsite – definitely a false economy on the part of Oasis to stay there only one night. Overall though, so far the trip has been superbly well planned and except for Etosha I’ve always felt we’ve spent long enough in the right places.

(It's not easy drinking from a waterhole when you're a giraffe.)

(A lionness lazily stalks some far-off prey.)